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My giggle for today
Jan. 24th, 2020 03:05 pmYour Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village
Some excerpts:
People to avoid
The gardener
Their roses are perfect because of all the people under them.
Anyone with a lot of bees
Oh, you walk around dressed like a fencing ghost and raise eighty thousand little killing machines? Good to meet you.
Some excerpts:
People to avoid
The gardener
Their roses are perfect because of all the people under them.
Anyone with a lot of bees
Oh, you walk around dressed like a fencing ghost and raise eighty thousand little killing machines? Good to meet you.
