My giggle for today

[mafief]

Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

Some excerpts:

People to avoid
The gardener
Their roses are perfect because of all the people under them.

Anyone with a lot of bees
Oh, you walk around dressed like a fencing ghost and raise eighty thousand little killing machines? Good to meet you.

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[stonepicnicking_okapi]

And eaten by a dog!